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| − | A sketch starring [[Lori Beth Denberg]] as Mrs. Hushbaum, a strict but hypocritical librarian |
+ | A sketch starring [[Lori Beth Denberg]] as Mrs. Hushbaum, a strict but hypocritical librarian who Ironically is very loud in the library. She commonly honked her air horn and blew her whistle while students studied. She always engaged in noisy activities. Ironically, when someone else in the library made the tiniest sound, including asking her to stop what she was doing, she would scream things like, "QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! CAN'T YOU READ?! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO STUDY! HOW CAN YOU BE SO RUDE?! HUSH! IF YOU CAN'T BE SILENT, THEN I WILL BE VIOLENT!" A trademark of the sketch was her air horn, and the signs she had placed around the library that read, "Quiet", "No Talking", "Stifle", "Hush", "Silence", and "Shhh". There were also portraits of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln with tape covered over their mouths. |
==Noisy Activities the Librarian Engages In== |
==Noisy Activities the Librarian Engages In== |
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*bringing frankenstein to life |
*bringing frankenstein to life |
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*blowing her nose |
*blowing her nose |
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| − | *saying trick or treat |
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| − | *saying merry christmas |
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| − | *burping |
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| − | *sneezing |
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| − | *laughing |
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| − | *crying |
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| − | *playing ball in the library |
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| − | *dancing |
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| − | *coughing |
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| − | *picking her nose |
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| − | *fart |
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| − | *run out of the library naked |
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| − | *kill guards |
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| − | *cut her hair |
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| − | *smoke cigars |
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| − | *call the police |
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| − | *throw up on the floor |
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| − | *spit |
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| − | *play hockey in the library |
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| − | *play a claw machine in the library |
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| − | *scream |
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| − | *put blood everywhere |
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| − | *snoozing |
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| − | *painting |
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| − | *turn off the power |
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| − | *doing magic |
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| − | *singing MIchael Finnegan |
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| − | *bull |
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| − | *deflate balls |
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| − | *pop balloons |
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| − | *pee on the floor |
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| − | *poop on the floor |
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| − | *banging on a pan |
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| − | *poor toothpaste on the floor |
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| − | *bang nails with a shoe |
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| − | *shave with a fork |
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| − | *cut hair with a saw |
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| − | *saying happy St.Patrick"s day |
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| − | *saying April Fools |
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| − | *Throw a pie of whip cream in someone's face |
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| − | *play with fireworks in the library |
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| − | *hopping |
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| − | *snoring |
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| − | *rip papers |
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| − | *write on the wall |
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| − | *saying happy Thanksgiving |
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| − | *saying happy Columbus day |
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| − | *play with food |
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| − | *breaking the door |
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| − | *play football in the library |
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| − | *play basketball in the library |
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| − | *breaking the phone |
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Revision as of 21:33, 23 October 2020
A sketch starring Lori Beth Denberg as Mrs. Hushbaum, a strict but hypocritical librarian who Ironically is very loud in the library. She commonly honked her air horn and blew her whistle while students studied. She always engaged in noisy activities. Ironically, when someone else in the library made the tiniest sound, including asking her to stop what she was doing, she would scream things like, "QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! CAN'T YOU READ?! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO STUDY! HOW CAN YOU BE SO RUDE?! HUSH! IF YOU CAN'T BE SILENT, THEN I WILL BE VIOLENT!" A trademark of the sketch was her air horn, and the signs she had placed around the library that read, "Quiet", "No Talking", "Stifle", "Hush", "Silence", and "Shhh". There were also portraits of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln with tape covered over their mouths.
Noisy Activities the Librarian Engages In
- bowling,
- fighting a bull,
- hosting a New Year's Eve party,
- herding sheep,
- talking loudly on the phone,
- chomping on chips,
- bouncing on a pogo stick,
- using a jackhammer,
- working a "Test Your Strength" game,
- riding a motorcycle,
- making popcorn,
- feeding a parrot
- frying bacon,
- sharpening pencils,
- playing a pinball game,
- playing an organ,
- using a hair dryer,
- using a leaf blower,
- singing "America, the Beautiful" into a vacuum,
- practicing karate,
- shaving,
- lifting weights,
- dancing to the Macarena
- engaging in a rock guitar battle.
- stamping books
- licking stamps
- playing the drums
- cracking her knuckles
- using a blender
- slurping a drink
- screaming at a TV
- blowing her whistle
- sounding her horn
- clipping her toenails
- getting a tatoo
- celebrating her birthday
- having band practice
- installing a bell
- chewing ice
- getting her tooth fixed
- bringing frankenstein to life
- blowing her nose