The two hosts are constantly hopped up on sugar and coffee, and act accordingly. The set contains two large dispensers, one of sugar and one of coffee, which Buzz and Kaffy pour into their mouths, and then the mouths of their guest. In the 10th anniversary, they appear at Coach Kreeton's house and give him sugar and coffee. In one episode sugar and coffee turns a fern into Audrey II from "Little Shop of Horrors." Buzz and Kaffy have several catchphrases, including "Gooood Mooorning!!", "Sugar and Coffee!" and "Hey Buzz!" "Yes Kaffy!?"
- Frankie Muniz was the first guest star to appear in the sketch, and Buzz and Kaffy ask him what it's like to be on Malcolm in the Middle. Kyle Sullivan at the time played Malcolm's friend Dabney Hooper, and Lisa Foiles played Mallory, the female version of Malcolm in one episode.