"I was arrested two times, two times my friend!"
Know Your Stars is a short sketch that ran from Seasons 7-10, the announcer says 3 lies about a cast member. The cast member becomes defensive and angry and demands to do the sketch again. In later seasons, the announcer got more comedically malicious, even attempting to inflict harm on some of the cast members. Examples include the times when he tried to drop two giant rocks on Christina Kirkman's head, or when he hypnotized Kyle Sullivan into acting like a chicken and dancing with his pants down, or when he claimed that Jack is his son or daughter, or claimed that Lisa stole his wristwatch, or told Jamie Lynn that Ryan says she's dumb and she smells funny. It wasn't necessarily in that order, but you get my point, right?
Brian Peck served as the announcer for the segment, until his sexual assault conviction, leading to Dan Schneider taking over.
Memorable Bragging[]
| Picture | Cast Member/ Guest Star | Wrong Facts |
|---|---|---|
| Amanda Bynes | "She's just plain dumb", "Keeps her underwear in the freezer." "Her favorite subject is math." | |
| Bryan Hearne | "He was born in Japan." "Loves to drink hamster juice." "Likes to kiss himself in the mirror." "He has a cat named Fudge- Face." "Likes to wear perfume." "Once swallowed a lawnmower." "His favorite fruit is the potato." "Once, he tickled an octopus." "His butt is also a radio." "Captain of the All That chess team." "Has a voice only dogs can hear." "Once ate his own head." | |
| Britney Spears | "Likes her peanut butter chunky", "Is half girl, half robot, half ravioli", "Hasn't brushed her teeth in six months." | |
| Jamie Spears | "President of Mexico", "She's an only child", "She stole that dress", "She has a full beard", "Thinks I'm cute." "I'm sorry, but I'm already dating someone." "The world's best Mexican president." "She's the national spokeswoman for asparagus." "Will now tell you about the joys of asparagus." "She's getting all upset because she hasn't eaten her asparagus today." | |
| Chelsea Brummet | "Her nickname is Nakka Nakka Nakka Nakka Nakka Poo." "She's in the third grade." "Her favorite food is liver." "She loves country music." "Married a kangaroo." "Loves to play in garbage." "She's allergic to cats." "She can tie her own tongue in a knot." "The sound of her voice puts people to sleep." "She loves to go hiking...in the middle of the night. "She has no tongue." "In love with her own tongue." "Uses her tongue to tell lies. "Has a big booger." "She stars on the hit show 'That's All.'" "She has an orange duck in her pants." "Liar." "Now you know Chelsea Brummet; 'The girl who keeps an orange duck in her pants but won't give him soup.'" | |
| Shane Lyons | "Favorite sport is girls soccer", "Loves to play with his belly button lint", "Arrested three times," "His favorite dessert is fish cream," "Collector of old scabs," "His father is a chipmunk." "Has teeny tiny feet." 'He was created by scientists in a laboratory." "Has some mustard on his face." "Loves to go roller skating every weekend." "Before he gets dressed, he butters his pants." "He can stuff seventeen oranges up his nose at one thing." "Secretly tattles on the other kids at school." | |
| Jack DeSena | "His first word was 'macaroni." "His bike still has training wheels." "Likes to collect diapers." "His name is French for "liver licker..." "He's dating the hottest girl in school." "Not as cool as I thought..." "My only son." "You're grounded, young man." "My only daughter..." | |
| Giovonnie Samuels | "Her middle name is 'Loofa.'" "Still needs help tying her shoes." "Washes her hair with ketchup." "She loves cheese." "She's actually a 37 year old man named Henry." "Henry loves to drink out of toilets." "She works in the zoo." "You're fired." "Loves to fill her pants with peanut butter and dance." | |
| Denzel Whitaker | "Denzel Vinegar." "Darnell Spit-Licker." "His name is Doorknob Fiffiffer." "Doombar Fig-Popper." | |
| Ryan Coleman | (One time Ryan was on Know Your Stars, the announcer brought his son with him to train him to take his place one day.) "He's icky and dumb." "You are too icky and dumb." "Picks on little children." "You're still icky and dumb." "He smells funny, too." "He's icky, dumb, and smells funny." (Another time Ryan was on Know Your Stars, the announcer made it sound like he was having a party with all the other cast members. Ryan thought he was the only cast member that was uninvited, until Kyle randomly walked in the room and Ryan realized there was no party. He then left the room angry and Kyle sat in the chair, but all he got was "Kyle Sullivan... Get out.") "His favorite food is spaghetti and cornballs..." "He has a huge crush on Jamie Spears..." "His friends call him "waffles"..." "He... wait, hang on..." (While doing a Know Your Stars segment for Ryan, the announcer decided to order Chinese food in the middle of it. That's why he said "Wait, hang on.") | |
| Kyle Sullivan | "His head is shaped like a box." "Hasn't blinked in three years." "Doesn't know that I'm his real mother." "He's getting very sleepy." "Is falling into a deep, deep sleep." "In 3 seconds, he'll do whatever I say." "Act like a chicken." "Dance." "Drop your pants." "Now you know Kyle Sullivan; 'The Pantless Dancing Chicken.'" "His eyes are purple..." "He can fly just by flapping his arms..." "I just made him flap his arms like an idiot..." "Lied to the whole world, when he claimed he could fly..." | |
| Lisa Foiles | "Loves to play hopscotch." "Thinks Abraham Lincoln was hot." "Thinks the producers of All That are idiots." "Born in Nebraska." "Has furry feet." "Favorite dessert: squirrel pie." "She's not as sweet as she looks..." "Stole my wristwatch..." "About to be arrested." "Thief." "Her last name rhymes with "persnickety." "She keeps her snacks in her bellybutton." "She's just won $50 million." | |
| Kianna Underwood | "Has a dog named Snuggles." "Loves to talk about herself." "The most impatient girl in the world." "Gets all upset when people aren't talking about her." "Kianna, Kianna, Kianna." "Her favorite hamburger topping is baby snot." "Refuses to pay for her meal. That's stealing." "Now you know Kianna Underwood, burger stealer." | |
| Christina Kirkman | "She was voted the smelliest kid in America." "She gargles with chicken fat." "Has a scar on her knee from a bike accident." "Has a scar on her wrist from when she fell off a trampoline." "Has a scar on her head for when she got hit with a big rock." "She's afraid to be hit in the head with a big rock." "She's from Japan." "Her favorite snack is dirt." "Her lifelong dream is to know the sweet taste of dirt." "Loves to pick her brother's nose." "She has no money." "Now you know Christina Kirkman, the girl with a million scars." | |
| Totally Kyle | "He has three heads." "His pants are full of spaghetti." | |
| Jeffrey Licon | "He's the star of Nickelodeon's hit show...SpongeBob SquarePants." "Was the first man to walk on the moon." "Has a six-foot tall imaginary friend named, Rumplepuss." | |
| Nick Cannon | "Orlando Jones...He's a great big movie star." "Has Orlando Jones tied up in his dressing room." "Thinks tying up movie stars is some kind of joke." | |
| Pickle Boy | "He teases pickles" "He hates pickles." "He murders pickles" |
Trivia[]
- Jack DeSena, Kyle Sullivan, Lisa Foiles, Chelsea Brummet, Shane Lyons, Giovonnie Samuels, Christina Kirkman, Denzel Whitaker, Kianna Underwood, Ryan Coleman and Jamie Spears are the only All That cast members are out of the Know Your Stars chair at the end of Know your stars.
- Some Know Your Stars the Announcer talks to Jack, Kyle, Lisa & Ryan (and Jamie sometimes) during Know Your Stars.
- The only 2 Know your stars another cast member on someone's Know your stars is Kyle Sullivan & Jamie Spears on Ryan's Know Your Stars.
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