| PERFORMER | Angelique Bates (Season 1-2) |
| Alisa Reyes (Season 3) | |
| Christy Knowings (Season 4-5) |
Penny Lane is Mark Cant's girlfriend and a parody of Lois Lane. She was often kidnapped and held hostage, but occasionally fought back against her captors and even helped to save Superdude on some occasions. When Mark was threatened by bullies, she would beg them not to do something horrible and specific ("You're not going to throw him into that display of tomatoes, are you?"), which they would always do.
Appearances[]
- Episode 0109: Soul 4 Real
- Episode 0210: Run DMC
- Episode 0211: Xscape
- Episode 0218: Silk
- Episode 0302: Montell Jordan
- Episode 0412: Missy Elliot