Sketches[]
- Green Room - Tony Hawk: Jack (who tries to show off some of his own skateboarding moves), Bryan, Chelsea, and Kyle meet Tony Hawk, and they want him to teach them and beg him to do some of his skateboarding moves. After Tony does one of his acts by doing several handstands on the sides of a ramp, Kyle denies that he needs any learning and falls on his bottom, so Chelsea takes him off set and says, "You poor baby! Chelsea's gonna make it all better." This causes a jealous Jack to break down crying in Tony's arms.
- Olive Oil, Dirt and Eyeballs Comin' At Ya!
- Sugar and Coffee: To start, a fire fighter comes in and tries to explain about fire safety, but is constantly interrupted by Buzz's and Kaffy's super hyperactivity. After they give him lots of sugar and coffee, he asks if they have any decaf or sugar substitute. Taking great offense from that, the hosts blow on whistles and call for two security guards to take away the fire fighter. The show's next guest is Mrs. Nut-Hurst (Giovonnie), a grandmother from North Dakota. When she explains that she made an exercise video for the elderly and shows off a weak finger-bending exercise, Kaffy does many swift jumping-jacks and Buzz runs around screaming in a circle. Mrs. Nut-Hurst, however, complains that the elderly can't do those exercises, so the hosts also give her lots of sugar and coffee to make her feel young again! To close everything out, the trio continue to wildly exercise, with Mrs. Nut-Hurst even doing a flip!
- Kyle, Bryan, and Lisa launch Shane, who tries to call his doctor on his cellphone for a replacement anti-itching lotion, on a catapult through Hollywood, where he lands in a swimming pool and explains to some frightened children that he's only a actor. After that, he walks out to get a taxi.
- Rate the Pain - Potato Masher
- Chit Chat - Stacey Chit (Giovonnie), a talk-show hostess, introduces special guest Tony Hawk, but he only wants to talk about knitting, which severely bores her. To keep herself entertained, Stacey pops some popcorn into a bowl. Soon, she has had enough and presses a button that ejects Tony out of the show into the ocean. After that, a film-making woman named Maureen explains that she simply goes around the world to film many foreign children so that American kids can see what life is like for them. In three fictional dull countries, THOSE children drink water from stone cups in Pleoria, make their own cheeses by grinding cow udders in Gorgenzuelia, and create weak music by whacking sticks against trees in Yursavania (which is shown in a clip from Maureen's recent documentary). During these explanations, Stacey practices her trombone. After Maureen is also ejected, Tony comes back to try and explain more knitting, but is ejected once more.
- Wake Up Scene: A girl (Chelsea) wakes up, then opens the blinds and sees a giant belly.
- Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne
- Bloopers: Tony Hawk gives Giovonnie a bunch of balloons and she floats into the air and crashes through the ceiling, with Tony accompanying her when he tries to bring her back down.
- Chili, Hair and Yogurt Comin' At Ya!
- The Hick Sisters, two Texan sisters named Mel and Luann (Chelsea and Lisa), introduce Musical Guest: Barenaked Ladies ("Falling for the First Time").
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