- Green Room: A very odd Scarecrow is in the Green Room to protect The Big Ear of Corn. Amanda, Josh, and Danny tell Lori Beth that there are no crows in the Green Room, so she blows it up. Unfortunately, Kenan shows that the scarecrow was supposed to protect The Big Ear of Corn from Elvis and professional wrestlers, much to Lori Beth's fright!
- Repairman comes to repair a color TV set that won't turn on during "I Luv Lucy". However, he only causes trouble as usual when he takes a golf club from Fred to smash it with! After that, he "fixes" Ricky's awful singing by throwing him out of the room.
- Misfortune Teller: A phony fortune teller, Madame Pachinko (Christy), meets some clients (Kenan, Josh, and Amanda) and offers them some fake predictions to cheat them out. In order, they consist of being launched into the sky, getting crushed by the person that was launched, and being insulted by a talking pig named Gomez, from South America.
- It's Miss Fingerly's birthday, and her students prepare to celebrate... but one boy without a head named Harold (Danny) drives everyone nuts by having them pour a jug of juice into his neck, making them fish a CD out of him (although also finding his shoe), and pinning them while playing Pin the Tail On the Donkey. When the students try to leave out of annoyance, Miss Fingerly suggests giving Harold a balloon for a head, but it instantly lifts him into the air! However, everyone just agrees to keep that secret.
- Miss Fingerly's students act out of control, so she tries to scare them with old wives' tales, but they do not listen...until all of her threats (which include poking someone's eye out with a rubber band, getting stuck with a funny face, jabbing one's self with a spoon, and breaking your mother's crack if you step on a crack) start coming true! It soon comes to Miss Fingerly committing a show-exclusive old wives' tale in which if you kiss a stuffed monkey, you'll end up attacked by Elvis and professional wrestlers.
- Vital Introduction Musical Guest: Sugar Ray "Fly"
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